SH*T MY DAD SAYS - THE GREATEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD (IN OUR OPINION AT LEAST)

WE'RE ALWAYS UP FOR A BIT OF A LAUGH, AND JUSTIN'S TWITTER ACCOUNT WILL PROVIDE ENDLESS HOURS OF HILARITY. HE'S A 29 YEAR OLD GUY LIVING WITH HIS 74 YEAR OLD FATHER, WHO HAS POSSIBLY THE GREATEST ONE LINERS OF ALL TIME. SOME INVOLVE A FEW SWEAR WORDS, SO DON'T CLICK THROUGH IF YOU'RE EASILY OFFENDED... ALSO AVOID READING THIS IF YOU'RE NOT SITTING DOWN, NEED TO GO TO THE TOILET, OR ARE HOLDING A HOT DRINK - IT COULD END BADLY.

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